More Kiddy Talk

I mentioned about his talk about giving birth, well, here it is, one of the two snippets from Jethro:

#1:
 Jethro wanted to watch Fireman Sam and was pestering Jianming about it.

JM: Sometimes watch sometimes don't watch (Fireman Sam).
Jethro: But I want to sometimes watch sometimes watch.
JM: Why do you like Fireman Sam?
Jethro: Because there's no fighting.

Hmm, Jethro, you sure knows what to say to please an adult's ears...

#2:
Over dinner one day:

Jethro: I kick your stomach because I want to come out. So you go hospital and the doctor cut open your buttocks (point to his)... (Me: "eeks, cut open!") ... No, no I just come out. Then the doctor gave me injection, put medicine and I cry and then I am better already. Then I grow grow grow... Ethan in Scotland. He was three years old. I grow same like Ethan, 3 years old (Me: you cannot be same age as Ethan). I was one year old. Ethan climb climb then fall down... Ethan went to see the shark. He was very scared and ran away. I also. I only a baby, you carry me. Heidi in your stomach. (Talking about the Sentosa trip in 2010?) Then Heidi also kicked your stomach and you very painful. Go hospital and the doctor take a stick and pull her out (attempts to demonstrate). Then she also put injection and medicine and cry cry cry...

Don't ask me how it got started.